January 2011
meredithellen:
“Freak between the sheets ‘til you meet her in the street; actin’ like the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.”
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I just saw a post about watching porn and now I want to watch some and I can’t believe I’m posting this but hey, who doesn’t watch it? Well, I know one person, but she doesn’t have a computer and I think she is a whore anyway, so yeah. I just live my fantasies out while watching Sasha Grey, nbd. Okay yeah going to get ice cream, put on pjs, and watch my favs.
I don’t understand
getting drunk
-getting on the computer
-letting everyone on fb know you’re drunk
-taking pictures and posting them
-texting people in that annoying ass “I’m drunk let me text like a dumb ass” way (or maybe I’m just to world’s most coordinated drunk person)
why selena gomez is famous
“Either there is a God, or there isn’t. Both possibilities are frightening. If...”
– Russian astronomer (via violentxfemme)
Watchgrahamburger:
Sleep tight everyone!
Peace and love and all good things.
Santa is watching so be good.
Guys, he’s adorable.
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Thank you Meredith.
As are you.
You have a whole post dedicated to you.
If I lose followers for this…thanks.
I CAN'T FIND MY REMOTE AND I NEED TO SEE IF...
edit: FUCK IT’S DAMNED WITHOUT A TRACE.
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poisonedlipsandblackenedeyes:gnargoyle:
Good...
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